The worst part is he’s saying this in the year 3000… which means we’ve still got a lot of waiting ahead of us.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 12, 2012 · 11:29 AM |
Categories: Depressing, Sequential Art, The Simpsons / Futurama, TV Shows, Valve Software · Leave a comment () 61 Comments |
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Meanwhile in the year 3012:
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(Yes it says 2012, but of course it was changed, since the year 3012 has a 3 in it.)
That can't POSSIBLY be Gabe, guys!
I mean, look at how thin he is!
It makes me wonder.
WHAT ABOUT 4?
In the future, there will be a Gabe in every closet for every person. It's called Steam 2.999999999999
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THE PLOT THICKENS!
Gabe Newell was born on November 3rd
I shit you not
Guys! I know why there has never been a third installment of any Valve game!
Valve makes *good* games, and third installments are invariably bad (or at least mediocre).
(Read the following in the style of urgency and all in one breath)
Either that or stupid people keep calling that fatty Gabe Newell fat to postpone the release date. If you keep calling chubs a fat sack of lard, we're never going to get the HL2: Ep 3! So stop it! Let the landwhale have his dignity! Every time you mention his obvious obesity he pushes the release date back even farther! I don't know how much more obvious I have to make this poorly conceived joke before it's clear what I'm doing….
*deep breath*
Gabe is fat.
At least we don't have to worry about current popular games' large focus be centered on the acquisition of petty meaningless pixel glam right?
I believe that this is Gabes cat
<img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-cat-is-three-steps-into-an-epic-journey.jpg" height="100%" width="100%">
*meanwhile at Valve*
<img src="http://chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/video-game-memes-gaben-makes-half-life-his-way.gif"/>
And as Shawn stated, Futurama takes place in the years of 3000…
I bet I'll get ALL of the -1s if I call Gabe fat so many times that he pushes Half Life: 3 back…
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/16/Drevil_million_dollars.jpg/200px-Drevil_million_dollars.jpg">
ONE HUNDRED MILLION YEARS!
Gaben is so fat that- *gunshot*
First frame is disturbingly similar to this.
Wait. I don't remember that scene from any of Futurama that I've seen.
Guess I need to do some catch ups.
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